Dear Granny and Grandpa

Mum has been off work far too long and has been moping around the place like a bear with a sore head so I have spent some of my pocket money on a hotel for us for the night. Fortunately it has a bath and even more fortunately (for the rest of us) mum has used it.

Our room is quite comfortable. There are several chairs for mum to sleep on and I have a huge bed. The room is quite enormous and takes much longer to get to the kettle or bathroom than at home. This is a great relief as mum is getting plenty  of exercise which is jolly good as her bum has been exponentially expanding over the last few weeks.

Lots of love
Boots