Mental Notes to Self
When it is freezing outside and inside, light a fire and SHUT THE WINDOWS.
Half a car wingmirror mirror is too easy to lose - get a bigger one.
Try waking up BEFORE arriving at work
Keep your toothbrush seperate from the one you use to clean the edges (BLAH!).
that should do it.
Half a car wingmirror mirror is too easy to lose - get a bigger one.
Try waking up BEFORE arriving at work
Keep your toothbrush seperate from the one you use to clean the edges (BLAH!).
that should do it.
posted by MortimerBones at
9:53 AM
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Tips from my Mother:
- never trust a man that wears a cravat
- don't keep your hamster with your contact lenses
Biscuit recipes that include egg are best avoided
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